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Fuck Bitches; Get Jello

everydayneko:

Best GIFs Of Animals Being Jerks: They may look cute and innocent, but these 15 GIFs prove animals can be jerks! #4 is hilarious! http://wonderfulpets.lolphotos.info/15-best-gifs-of-animals-being-jerks

everydayneko:

Best GIFs Of Animals Being Jerks: They may look cute and innocent, but these 15 GIFs prove animals can be jerks! #4 is hilarious! http://wonderfulpets.lolphotos.info/15-best-gifs-of-animals-being-jerks

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

Miami Bitch!

If you love somebody else,
keep your fucking hands off of me.
Don’t trace my cheekbones
and imagine that they are hers
and don’t kiss the crook of my neck and remember exactly
how her hair falls
I don’t want to be a canvas
for you to project the ways in which you miss her.

I’m going to get high tonight and I’m going to forget the way
I told you about how life looked like a bokeh photograph
because my eyesight is deteriorating
and the way you were quiet for a while
trying to imagine the way the world looked through my eyes
and the way you turned on my favourite song
before you fucked me
(you fucking tainted it)

These will be the last words I ever write about you
you don’t deserve a sentence more and I hope you think about touching me
when you’re alone
you told me my skin was soft once and you will never know this softness again
you will never know my softness again

Elka Tolhoek, “you could’ve just ruined me, you didn’t have to ruin my favourite song” (via elkayvonne)

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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